Showing posts with label pie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pie. Show all posts

05 September 2012

snow; or how a hot apple pie heats the whole house, inside out

{somehow, this post moved it's way up to the top of the blog, from way back in December. Interestingly enough, I did bake an apple pie today...along with the watermelon margaritas featured below.}

finally, it's snowing the first local snow of December just outside my window. There are big, fat flakes all full of water and holiday spirit just tumbling out of the sky. Alas, they aren't accumulating on anything beyond porches just yet. Living where I do, a white Christmas happens about seventy percent of the time. I genuinely like winter for the most part, as the local countryside is gorgeous so long as it has help from Mother Nature: we need the big green leaves of summer or the brilliant autumn shades or the soft heathered white of snow and clouds to make it pretty. There aren't enough evergreens to cover up the sad, lonely branches of deciduous tress when they've no leaves to cover them, unless they are providing a beautiful contrast for white snow and the purple haze of twilight.

Still, snow and cold make for red noses and cold toes, the sort of thing that requires warm food and warmer homes to take the chill away. I know it's not apple season anymore and that we are all supposed to be buying and eating food locally and in season...but the damn things last so very long in the refrigerator! Seriously, shove six or so apples int eh back of your fridge and two months later, they're still great for applesauce or pie. Even better, peel ones you know you won't eat, cut into quarters & core {you know, like you were about to put them on a plate and eat them}, then toss in a zipper bag and into the freezer. Good basically forever.

cough. Back to the point, winter is cold, people like to hibernate and eat warm things, turning the oven on is a good.thing. Plus, apple pie gives you some extra fruit in a diet of hot chocolate and fondue.

Apple Pie
6 or 8 large apples
3 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon fresh grated or 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
dash ground ginger
vanilla
1/2 cup sugar (white or brown or a combination)
2 tablespoons cornstarch
1 or 2 tablespoons molasses (optional)

This pie crust recipe. Don't read if you have a general affinity for frozen pie crusts, as I come down on them pretty hard...also you should read if you have an affinity for frozen pie crusts as I explain how easy it really is to make one at home and how you really.shouldn't.ever. use frozen pie crusts.

Peel, quarter, core, and slice (each quarter should be cut into about four pieces) the apples into a large bowl, then add the spices, sugar, etc. Toss together and set aside. Preheat your oven to 400 degrees, then prepare the above pie crust, or one of your choosing {you have no idea how difficult it was to write that sentence}. Take have the pie dough, rolling it to fit your pie pan (a nine inch glass one seems to work best), then placing it into the bottom of the pie pan. Fill with the apples, then roll out the other half of the dough to cover the top. Pinch the edges together to seal, then cut or poke steam vents in a {preferably} pretty pattern on the top. I sometimes sprinkle a tablespoon or so of sugar on top, but it isn't necessary.
Place the assembled pie onto a sprayed cookie sheet. You'll need one with stand-up edges, as this is used to catch any overflowing apple juice from the pie. Some apples are juicier than a couple tablespoons of cornstarch will handle, others may not overflow at all. Place the pie into the 400 degree oven for about a half hour, then reduce the heat to 375 degrees for the final half hour. At the heat reduction time, it is usually helpful to place a pie crust shield over the outer edges of the pie. If you don't have one, take three or four short strips of aluminum foil, folding them together to form a circle to place over just the outer edges of the pie crust. It will keep those edges from burning before the apples and bottom crust are baked.
Sometimes the pie will take a bit more than an hour, depending on your oven and the sturdiness of the apples. Check to see if the bottom crust is golden brown and if an knife inserted discretely into the top of the pie feels as though the apples are not resisting. Allow to cool, then serve with ice cream, milk, cheese, or whatever you like.

"Be well. Do good work. Keep in touch." - Garrison Keillor

18 July 2012

weddings; or how strawberry hand pies make it to a bridal shower {+ sangria}

this post really ought be about hubris. I mean, really, really ought be about hubris. See, I've this nasty, egotistical habit of mentally planning a new recipe, writing the post {including the recipe & directions}, then making the recipe, taking pictures, and posting. Today was much the same as usual, except hubris got me in the end.

I was happily mixing and rolling and dolloping pie dough and filling earlier, except the edges weren't sealing. Nothing was working right: too much filling, too wet dough, everything that could go wrong was. You'll see in a minute, these were special tiny pies and have to be as perfect as possible. I felt like a lot was riding on these pies. They just weren't living up to expectations. I got mad, threw a couple away, cursed, swore, and vowed to just do simple things in the future. So, I threw what I had done in the oven and went about simplifying everything into tiny, normal, tarts. Then I discovered that what I thought had turned out terribly and were going to have to go to the family instead of an event turned out pretty darn well.

Hubris. I was too cocky to begin with, too easily frustrated, then everything turned out just fine...and now my sister has two versions of the same baby tart for her bridal shower this weekend. De-stressing with some sangria now as I edit the pictures and remember life goes on, no matter what. Let the previously written blog post stand!

love, honor, excitement, desperation, ooh, what do I wear?! all of these things slid through my mind in the moments after my best friend/sister asked me to be the maid of honor for her upcoming nuptials. What I forgot to think about was the necessary planning of a bridal shower. My only girl first cousin is seven years younger than I, I have no siblings, and, for my entire life, the busiest months of the year for my and my family's work are key wedding months. I spent little time in my super girly, super tomboy {tree climbing & wire walking, backyard camping & gardening, all while wearing flowered dresses and ribbons in my hair} imagining the perfect wedding.

Maybe I thought about dresses, but once I got the age where most girls start thinking about the planning, I wasn't really attending weddings. Still, I'm so happy to share Sari & Brett's big day with them. It's just the bridal shower that freaks me out...did I mention that there are two? Locations require a Midwest shower and an East coast shower. Thankfully, there are two Maids of Honor and my co-chair is a planner of spectacular cuteness. I plan on stealing her ideas, as the first is this weekend and mine doesn't occur until September.

Alas, that aforementioned work schedule hasn't changed. I cannot make the Midwest shower, much as it kills me. But, I can help. My Matron of Honor originally asked that I make those PB&J pies on a stick that are all over Pinterest. Except, I can't find popsicle sticks. Anywhere. and, the girls are traveling through Thursday. Hand pies it is. I may possibly have played around with the recipe, or entirely disregarded everything that has to do with Pies on a Stick except the pie part and the jam part. Instead, we have strawberry jam and almonds and dried dates. I would have used any of a long list of artisinal jams we sell in the store, but the bride wanted strawberry, so strawberry it is.

Strawberry Hand Pies
Filling:
1 jar (about 16-20 ounces) strawberry jam
2/3 cup slivered almonds
1 package (8 ounces) whole dried pitted dates, roughly chopped

Dough:
1 batch Basic Pie Crust, only instead of plain water, add
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon almond extract
to the water used to mix the dough

Egg Wash:
1 egg
1 tablespoon water
beat together

mix filling in a medium bowl and set aside. Mix the dough as directed, then roll out thinly. Cut into two or three inch circles, placing about 3/4 teaspoon filling in the center of each. Brush a bit of egg wash around the entire edge of the circles.
Gently pick it up, folding the circle in half as you do so, then pinch together the edges from one corner across to the other. Take the two pointy ends and tuck together, turning the entire hand pie into a circle again. {this is the same method used to make the Khinkali meat dumplings, though the dough and filling are, obviously, different. As a recap: Fold it over, pinching the dough around the edge into a half moon shape. Be certain to seal the edges well. You will likely find that you have put too much filling on the first few, I always do. Once you have sealed the edges, flip the dumpling so the the straight edge is on top. Pull the two points together, pinching and sealing the entire way around. It will look like an overlarge tortellini. I think the finished product looks like a bellybutton.}
Place on a sprayed cookie sheet as competed, then brush the top of each with more egg wash and sprinkle sugar over top. Poke two or three small vents in a pattern on the top of each pie. Bake in a preheated 375 degree oven for about 15 minutes. Remove from the cookie sheets with a spatula to a cooling rack before eating, as the molten jam in the center will be extraordinarily hot.
For the easier version, cut the dough out as directed, then stretch gently and press into the previously greased cups of a muffin tin. Fill with a tablespoon or less of the filling and bake at 375 for about 15 minutes.


"Be well. Do good work. Keep in touch." - Garrison Keillor

PS after a lot of hits from a simple little "red wine sangria" pin on Pinterest, I figure I'd better update with how I made mine.

1 glass Spanish red wine
small handful of frozen blueberries
small handful of frozen raspberries
5 Bing cherries, cut in half & pitted
splash of Chambord
splash of lime syrup

allow to stand in refrigerator for at least 2 hours, then add:
ice
enough seltzer or club soda to fill the glass to the brim